thursday already?! woo-wee.. time flies when you're doing nothing ;).
Wednesday started off as any good day should - with breakfast, obvz
whole wheat EM with cinnraiswirl PB, banana "butter" orange segments and some miscellaneous banana slices
banana butter recipe:
ingredients:
1 banana
directions:
take fork and mash the living daylights out of banana
i know i know, my culinary schools are extraordinary. It took me days to come up with that one, be impressed.
after breakfast i had a hot date with my yoga mat. We decided to get comfortable with the a 30 minute morning flow followed by some 8 minute yoga for abs and called it a day because my sweaty butt needed to shower and get ready for another hot date with Ginge. I know, 2 dates in one day? i get around more than this dude:
as i briefly mentioned yesterday the Ginge and I took his younger brother to the park. After a healthy dosage of monkey bars and climbing up the slide (talk about a workout.. my calves are still screamin'!) i took Ginge's bro to get a sweet treat from the ice creepy cream man who offered my a free screwball for "having such a nice smile". I gotta tell ya, I have a feeling homie was more concerned with the screwin' than the ballin'.. if you catch my drift. What makes it even worse is that he thought Ginge's brother was my son which means a.) i look old enough to have an 8 year old son.. and b.) he tried to get in my pants even though he thought i was married with a kid.. slimeball extreme.
after that extravaganza i needed a drankkkk snack. I poked my hand around my Penny's low fat desserts stash (which is unfortunately runnin' mighty low.. drat!) and dove in to this little winner...
Orange Cranberry muffin top
while rummaging through my PB cabinet (yes, there is a cabinet devoted to peanut butter in my kitchen.. only in the PB&family household) i wasn't quite sure which one would be best with this muffin top. Luckily, i remembered this bombshell sayin' how much she loved chocolate and orange together and since i want to be her trust her taste, i decided dark chocolate dreams was the lucky companion for orange-cran today.
my girl knows her shizz.. the choc/orange combo was slammin' and the dried cranberries added a nice flair.
later on last night I watched Revolutionary Road with my dad and you girls were right -- it got mad awkward at some parts... but asides from the breasts and intercourse it was a great movie! Very raw and perhaps a slight over-exageration of the effects of Suburbia.. but it still made for a great plot. I recommend!
so that was my day in all of it's glory...ice cream men, muffin tops, and boobies with dad. A glamorous life i live, no?
banana butter recipe:
ingredients:
1 banana
directions:
take fork and mash the living daylights out of banana
i know i know, my culinary schools are extraordinary. It took me days to come up with that one, be impressed.
after breakfast i had a hot date with my yoga mat. We decided to get comfortable with the a 30 minute morning flow followed by some 8 minute yoga for abs and called it a day because my sweaty butt needed to shower and get ready for another hot date with Ginge. I know, 2 dates in one day? i get around more than this dude:
as i briefly mentioned yesterday the Ginge and I took his younger brother to the park. After a healthy dosage of monkey bars and climbing up the slide (talk about a workout.. my calves are still screamin'!) i took Ginge's bro to get a sweet treat from the ice creepy cream man who offered my a free screwball for "having such a nice smile". I gotta tell ya, I have a feeling homie was more concerned with the screwin' than the ballin'.. if you catch my drift. What makes it even worse is that he thought Ginge's brother was my son which means a.) i look old enough to have an 8 year old son.. and b.) he tried to get in my pants even though he thought i was married with a kid.. slimeball extreme.
after that extravaganza i needed a drankkkk snack. I poked my hand around my Penny's low fat desserts stash (which is unfortunately runnin' mighty low.. drat!) and dove in to this little winner...
Orange Cranberry muffin top
while rummaging through my PB cabinet (yes, there is a cabinet devoted to peanut butter in my kitchen.. only in the PB&family household) i wasn't quite sure which one would be best with this muffin top. Luckily, i remembered this bombshell sayin' how much she loved chocolate and orange together and since i want to be her trust her taste, i decided dark chocolate dreams was the lucky companion for orange-cran today.
my girl knows her shizz.. the choc/orange combo was slammin' and the dried cranberries added a nice flair.later on last night I watched Revolutionary Road with my dad and you girls were right -- it got mad awkward at some parts... but asides from the breasts and intercourse it was a great movie! Very raw and perhaps a slight over-exageration of the effects of Suburbia.. but it still made for a great plot. I recommend!
so that was my day in all of it's glory...ice cream men, muffin tops, and boobies with dad. A glamorous life i live, no?
today I'm off to the nutritionist then i may hit up costco to buy a food processor solely so i will be able to make the banana soft serve that everyone and their momma is buzzin' about.. call me crazy.
happy thursday to you all!
47 comments:
Chocolate and orange are awesome together! Chocolate covered oranges? :D Yes please!
Mashed bananas.. doesn't Rafiki from Lion King so that? or squash banana? Something like that.
Creeepy ice cream man! Oh god there's this movie called The Ice Cream Man and he's a weirdo serial killer and served his ice cream with surprised *cough*people parts.. EW!
lol time does fly by when you're doing nothing!
p.s. the banana soft serve can also be made with a blender :) Just a bit more work to get it out.
hahaha. I'm so calling you Jen Hefner from now on.
Hi beautiful,
breakfast looks yummy :) i love oranges!!
i wrote down that banana butter reciepe...cause it was too hard to remeber, ya know :P
bahaha..more concernred with the screwing than the ballin...you crack me up!! your too funny :) creepy ice cream man indeed! we have one of those that comes around our estate too...hes freaky alright!
Im glad you liked the movie! i havent seen it yet, but its on my list!
have a wonderful thursday babydoll :),
love you tons,
xxxx
eww creepiest ice cream man ever!
Oh Jenny, I've had my share of creepy older men! There was a creepy 50-something grocery man who had a crush on me (when I was about 18!). He made it so obvious, that one time when I didn't accompany my Mom to the store, he actually CAME UP TO MY MOTHER and asked where I was!!! Meanwhile I had never even spoken to this guy! How creepy is that?!
All these creepy men are starting to scare me! Stay close to that Ginge! ;)
Loving that banana recipe girl... now that is my kind of recipe. 1 ingredient, 1 direction! Love it!!!
I'm with you on the banana soft serve. I HAVE to try that out!
Enjoy the rest of your day hun!
xxoo
Heather
Ahhh boobies with dad...sweet!
I loooove the orange chocolate combo...I need more of that in my life for sure. yummm!
Hope your day is great girlie!
hahahahaha...i laughed out loud multiple times. i expecially loved your banana butter recipe - you are such a gourmet :)
screwballs open themselves up to sooo many jokes.
lovin' more of your food eats - you are too cute (as always). have a fabulous day dear jenny!
ooo banana butter..my little dude would LOVE that!! Gotta go write that down now.
Ewwww, I hate it when freaky guys hit on me. ewww grosssss
Enjoy your day!
breakfast looks amazing!!
Hate watching sex scenes with the parents.. so awkward!
The funny thing is that most ice cream truck guys are kinda creepy!
Have a great day!
eww...creepster, much? The men in ice cream vans always remind me of that guy from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Like your banan recipe. That's about as far as my culinary skills stretch.
2 dates? What a playa!
And the ice cream guy? Total skeeze. You def don't look like you could be a momma - he's just a creeper.
Love you girl. Have a wonderful day.
Wow, what a day! I hate creepy men.
But I'm glad you enjoyed the movie and the muffin ; )
Have a good one!
which means a.) i look old enough to have an 8 year old son.. and b.) he tried to get in my pants even though he thought i was married with a kid..
HAHAHAHAHAHA you crack me up ;)
your not crazy because i bought one on sale at Macys last week and am having it delivered just so i can make banana soft serve and nut butter :) call me crazy!
banana butter!!!!!! :D
you are a riot Jenny!
you should get the food pro! i tried the nana ice cream for the first time today. topped with crushed pistachios, it was like the perrfect creamy/crunchy salty/sweet combo :) as you can see, i'm a little obsessed already haha
btw, did you happen to try the sun butter yet? i'm considering buying some when i go to wfoods this weekend hm
Ahhhhhh what a creeper! Ick, ick, ick. Your breakfast and muffin look delicious, though. I laughed at your banana butter recipe-- love it :D
Have a great day, sweetheart!
Before you even gave me that recipe, I saw the picta and was gonna say, you need to invent some banana jam, jar that shiz, and I'd buy it! You can mix it up with raisins or a pb swirl.. I see CASH MONAY$$$ in tha making! ;)
have a good day sweetcakes!
you will find other reasons to use the food processor, trust me! i'm addicted to blending. and the ice cream man story made me laugh. your posts always put a smile on my face, chica! and i think i'll rent revolutionary road sometime. (just not with my dad.)
dude, have you ever dipped fresh oranges into dark/semi-sweet chocolate?! It's freak'n awesome!
Oh yeah...and my "banana butter" is kinda like yours...but I add a bunch of cinnamon and a spoonful of any sort of nut butter...DIVINE!!!
Girl - you have GOT to give me that 'naner butter recipe ;) I keed! Oh my gosh what a CREEPER!! He's probably a pedo!
PS. did you catch on RW last night when CJ was talking about asparagus pee on his date? I was thisclose to texting you ;)
lol about the ice cream man.. some guys dont get it! we young things dont want creepy old guys unless they are millionaires!!! sheesh..
but i dont think you look old enough to be the mother of an 8 year old. i mean. i do.. but thats because i am!
hahahahahah love your banana butter recipe!!I kept screwing mine up! ;) jk.
Your posts crack me up and are too cute!! love reading!
banana butter is great name for it i always called it mush(not appealing). your ice cream man story was hilarious he is the slimiest man ever!
Eeek to the creepy older men. Yuck! Honestly though, you're so gorgeous it's no wonder!
MMMM!!
<3 jess
xoxo
ooh, that chocolate/ orange combo looks SOO good! I think I may try it one of these days :)
I am totally craving ice cream right now!
(love the banana butter recipe)
ekk i know right i wouldnt spend that money on a bag! not me but i know a lot of people would and i have seen people act like it is christmas when they find loius for sale.
ahaha oh jenny your such a playa :)
thanks for the banana butta recipe!! Doesn't sound too complicated haha
have a lovely day!
haha. TWO dates!? carazzzy girl!! you know how to playyy ;-)
j'adore orange and dark chocolate together<3
thats def. my fav couple.
ahaha you CRACK me up, I love reading your posts. :)
Hey! im pretty sure I already commented you, but I tried the bruschetta burger today- and I wanted to thank you for the reccomendation! it was really good. I wouldn't have tried it if you didnt tell me it was good :D
I swear a lot of those ice cream men are kinda weird!!
hey girl! you crack me up. your posts always make me laugh! i've had sort of a tummy bug this week *cough- hangover* haha, but now i'm back. during my recovery your blog kept me amused, as always. i hope everything's good! :) xoxo
LOVE your bfast! i have banana "butter" all the time on english muffins too! :) sooo good!!!!!!
omg CREEPER ice cream man lol! that is too funny! and my love-- im so sorry-- but you do NOT look old enough to have an 8 year old son ehhe :) glad you had fun with ginge and his bro tho!
hmm never heard of that movie but movies with sex always get me intrigued lol! i guess thats the immature middleschooler in me :) have a great day love u!
I'm glad I'm not alone with the food processor idea...my weekend plans consist of finding one at a decent price for the SOLE PURPOSE of making the banana soft serve.
Is that weird? Oh well. I'll fly my freak flag on that one.
dontcha just hate scary slimeballs like that! very scary!!
gorgeous bfast eats girly :) that banana ice cream does sounds amaaaazing
aw your so cute my super sweet chef jenny oliver :)
the banana one is a def hit right there and boy it does require a lot of thinking when working this recipe. haha
hope everything goes well at the nutritionist and pick up some yummy foods for yourself then. cause why on earth would we ever again give up our love of food???? no way!!!!
love you to bits
xxx
Such a funny post. Love it.
I'm not a huge fan of chocolate and orange. But, maybe I just need to give it another chance! I'm loving your banana butter "recipe". It could be a great addition to my Cinnamon Raisin Ezekiel English Muffins!
eww creeper McCreepster up in that ice cream van...you for sure do not look old enough to have little chillins. No way jose! Despite the weirdo, atleast you had fun with the boy and his bro.
Oh and you're not crazy girl, ive been thinking about doing the same thing!
Ahhhh CREEPER! I mean that's kinda flattering, but still...
CREEEEEPPPPPPERRR!!!!!!
Ain't nothin' like watching sex scenes alongside daddio, am I right?! Uhh...
I bought a food processor recently (14 cup Cuisinart) and the motor on that bitch puts my mini-prep to shame! I really really hope you get one! I use it every day and love it :)
A creepy dude selling ice cream totally ruins the ice cream--and nothing should EVER ruin ice cream, right?! Hmmph! Hope your nutrish appt goes good! You never mention about your progress--but I am sure your doing wonderful!
ahh ice cream creeper!!
interesting flavor combo of the muffin top.. citrus and sweet .. count me in!
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I can't believe I never commented this post!!!! Hello BOMBSHELL, you are the gorgeous oneeee!!! Thanks for the shout out! :)
And ah! I have GOT to try your little combo up thurrrrrr! LOVE YOU!
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